When it’s bone-chilling cold out and you can’t walk, warming back up again is no easy feat. What usually takes a half hour tops, takes three hours if you’re sedentary. Yes, I have timed it, and it’s hard not to when the wait is so long.

When you’re lying in bed, wondering why you can’t fall asleep, only to reach down and feel your legs, realizing your legs are still freezing (hence the reason your body isn’t letting you fall asleep), it can get pretty frustrating. How do YOU warm up your body if you’ve been out in cold weather? Have you discovered any tricks along your journey?

I of course have brainstormed this situation from every angle. It’s pretty understandable why we get cold compared to everyone else. The reason — we’re only moving half our body. Less movement = less blood flow. Yup. Doesn’t take a genius to get that. And the solution it would seem would be to figure out a way to get that blood moving again. There are options a plenty, but they’re not all that effective.

I first tried doing range of motion, well more than usual, but nothing happened; legs were still icicles. Next, I asked my PCA to rub my legs all over — like she was trying to start a fire IMHO — and still, not much of a temperature difference. Come on, was it really going to be that hard? I had discovered that freezing-cold paralyzed legs are one of the most stubborn things to warm up.

So I began to think more creatively. How else would it be effective to war