Raising a Ruckus: Crip This!
Crip-based words should become part of a new, specialized vocabulary, a grab bag of peppy euphemisms for all occasions.
September 2016
August 2016
7 Hard-Core Parking Abuse Strategies
What will it take to get nondisabled drivers to stop parking in accessible spots? Here are seven hard-core parking abuse strategies wheelchair users have employed [...]
Ervin: Managed Care Mobility Device Replacement
They call it the Seduction wheelchair. Apparently if a guy drives it down the street, women throw themselves at him. They can’t resist.
July 2016
Look Up from Your Phones, Walkers
I’ve had it with people so engrossed with their phones that they almost bang into me!
Wheelchair Celebrity Boot Camp
Thirteen contestants, 13 weeks, one finally named ‘America’s Wheelchair Celebrity.’ Sounds exciting, no?
June 2016
Why Mentoring Scares the Crap Out of Me
I’d be pretty suspicious about a kid being mentored by a degenerate like me.
May 2016
Learning to Shed the “I Can’ts” of Paralysis and Focusing on the “I Cans”
Stephanie Arrache sees no reason why she can't kick in her own way, regardless of her paralysis. Stephanie Arrache is learning to change [...]
Raising a Ruckus: How It Will Be in Trumpastan
Trump hates losers. If you are so cursed as to be in a wheelchair, you are ipso facto a big fat loser. And probably stupid.
April 2016
The World is Collapsing and We Are Pretty Screwed (so might as well be happy)
The world is going to hell in a hand basket, and the whole ship is going to come crashing down.
Ervin: Mount Rushmore for Cripples
Being crippled is like being Catholic. Once you’re crippled, you’re always crippled.
