September 2016

Raising a Ruckus: Crip This!

By | September 1st, 2016|

Crip-based words should become part of a new, specialized vocabulary, a grab bag of peppy euphemisms for all occasions.

August 2016

7 Hard-Core Parking Abuse Strategies

By | August 18th, 2016|

What will it take to get nondisabled drivers to stop parking in accessible spots? Here are seven hard-core parking abuse strategies wheelchair users have employed [...]

Ervin: Managed Care Mobility Device Replacement

By | August 1st, 2016|

They call it the Seduction wheelchair. Apparently if a guy drives it down the street, women throw themselves at him. They can’t resist.

July 2016

Look Up from Your Phones, Walkers

By | July 6th, 2016|

I’ve had it with people so engrossed with their phones that they almost bang into me!

Wheelchair Celebrity Boot Camp

By | July 1st, 2016|

Thirteen contestants, 13 weeks, one finally named ‘America’s Wheelchair Celebrity.’ Sounds exciting, no?

June 2016

Why Mentoring Scares the Crap Out of Me

By | June 1st, 2016|

I’d be pretty suspicious about a kid being mentored by a degenerate like me.

May 2016

Learning to Shed the “I Can’ts” of Paralysis and Focusing on the “I Cans”

By | May 9th, 2016|

Stephanie Arrache sees no reason why she can't kick in her own way, regardless of her paralysis. Stephanie Arrache is learning to change [...]

Raising a Ruckus: How It Will Be in Trumpastan

By | May 2nd, 2016|

Trump hates losers. If you are so cursed as to be in a wheelchair, you are ipso facto a big fat loser. And probably stupid.

April 2016

The World is Collapsing and We Are Pretty Screwed (so might as well be happy)

By | April 4th, 2016|

The world is going to hell in a hand basket, and the whole ship is going to come crashing down.

Ervin: Mount Rushmore for Cripples

By | April 1st, 2016|

Being crippled is like being Catholic. Once you’re crippled, you’re always crippled.

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