A Guy in a Wheelchair Rolls into a Comedy Club
You may not think of Indianapolis as a hot bed of comedy, but Lucas Waterfill is working hard to change that perception.
August 2018
The Costco Social Experiment
What does this social experiment prove? I guess it proves that Costco bouncers are somehow intimidated by my crippledness. Thus, they give me special treatment. But should I be insulted by that?
Please Remain Seated: Wizard Parking
Hey! You can't park there! That's handicapped parking!
June 2018
Broke Ass Cripples
If you’re trying to bring together a large group of cripples, like to organize a protest or something, you can attract a good number of them the same way you attract alley cats. You put out free food.
Please Remain Seated: Die Robot Scum
"I don't know, V.R. is really expensive."
May 2018
7 Etiquette Rules for this Wheelchair User
From drinking soup through a straw to elbowing your way onto the elevator, life in a wheelchair demands a different set of rules.
Please Remain Seated: Gondola
"I heard your feedback and I made sure this next house is much more wheelchair friendly."
April 2018
Please Remain Seated: Military ID
"Being in a wheelchair, Phil, means being a minority, which means dealing with people's prejudices. You need to make some changes."
Crippled Voter Drives
This is about the time, every other year, when the various campaigns to get cripples registered to vote start cranking it up big time.
March 2018
Please Remain Seated: Toilet Spreadsheets
"Look at you - so brave! Let me know if you need any special help, ok Dan?"
