FYI Josh Blue is now one of the finalists in the Last Comic Standing. Pretty cool (even though he has CP and this is the SCI forum it still is about comedy.
He was very spontaneous when Kathy Griffin questioned him at the end, and he got that people's choice award too.
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A woman places and add in the personals "single woman looking for man who won't run around on me, won't beat me and is good in bed"
One afternoon the doorbell rings and the woman finds a man in a wheelchair outside her door. She looks quite surprised when he says "I'm here to answer your add"
"But look at you, you're in a wheelchair" she says. He replies "yes I am, and that way I won't be able to run around on you".
"And you can't move your arms" says she. "Well" he smiled "then I will never beat you".
"That's true" she said reluctantly. "And by the way, how did you ring the doorbell?" "Well now" he smirked "you said you wanted someone good in bed"
Someone impersonating peaches
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"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." Bob Dylan
Hear about the quad that went to the house of ill repute? The Madame answers the door bell and says " what can you possibly do in this place?" To which he replies....
