#43079 - 05/13/06 01:02 AM
Para and Quad humor
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Anyone got any good para or quad jokes or slogans? 
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#43080 - 05/13/06 03:49 PM
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sodapop
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what do you call mexican, italian, usa-ian, french, canadian and african quadriplegics attending sci-conference?
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#43081 - 05/15/06 02:31 AM
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what?
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#43082 - 05/15/06 09:19 AM
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Chasbo
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Hire the handicapped. They are fun to watch.
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#43083 - 05/15/06 09:34 AM
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sodapop
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Originally posted by Pauline Joy:
what?
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#43084 - 05/16/06 12:37 AM
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#43085 - 05/16/06 05:54 PM
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SnookiesNook
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Registered: 03/31/06
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Loc: Auburn, NY
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"It's like a polar bear in a wheelchair"
This isn't mine. A quad boy gave a speach at a Spinal Cord clinic and wanted this to catch on. It pertained to him having to act like a polar bear for an acting class. I thought it was corny, but my boyfriend and I say it all the time now.
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#43086 - 05/17/06 02:37 PM
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Paul I
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Hear about the quad that went to the house of ill repute? The Madame answers the door bell and says " what can you possibly do in this place?" To which he replies....
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#43087 - 05/29/06 09:35 AM
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Blueonetime
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When I was in rehab they had a couple of those "peer group" sessions that was supposed to help us all accept everything and realize that life would go on...
There were experienced para's and quads who were very comfortable with themselves, well adjusted, and really nice people. A couple of the quads were young guys who had been in rehab (roomates) together a few years before. They started telling us how they used to set in bed at night and think of good jobs for quads. Some of them were really hilarious. I can only remember a couple of them, but here they are...
Doorstops
Rich people's pets.
Signholders (with a signholder adapter made by OT)
I wish I could remember the rest, I'm sure some of us could come up with others.
I hope this doesn't offend anyone.
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#43088 - 05/31/06 10:51 AM
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StarlightAngel
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speed bumps?
spare furniture for children?
department store mannequins (if we could actually find clothes that looked good on us)?
q: what would you name a quad nailed to the wall?
a. "art"
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#43089 - 05/31/06 08:06 PM
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Doug
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What do you call a quad trying to swim?
Bob
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#43090 - 05/31/06 08:16 PM
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Doug
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Found these here.
What do you call a quad...
...on a grill? Frank
...his girlfriend? Patty
...on a piece of paper? Mark
...in a hole? Phil
...hanging on a wall? Art
...hiding in leaves? Russell
...in a swimming pool? Bob
...being tossed across a swimming pool? Skip
...outside your door? Matt
...playing baseball? Third Base
What do you call two quads hanging around a window?
Curt and Rod
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#43091 - 06/08/06 06:47 PM
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slowtuna
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Anybody see "Last Comic Standing" Tuesday? Josh Blue who has CP was on and made the cut. When asked if he was nervous getting up in front of so many people, he replied, "No, I'm used to people staring at me." He was good.
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#43092 - 06/10/06 08:50 PM
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Blueonetime
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Yes Slow, I saw him too. He was actually quite funny.
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#43093 - 06/11/06 06:15 PM
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katka
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Yes he was dangg funny. I also like the guy who said he dumped his girlfriend 'cause he caught her lying....under another man.
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#43094 - 06/11/06 08:41 PM
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Blueonetime
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FYI Josh Blue is now one of the finalists in the Last Comic Standing. Pretty cool (even though he has CP and this is the SCI forum it still is about comedy.
He was very spontaneous when Kathy Griffin questioned him at the end, and he got that people's choice award too.
Pretty cool.
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#43095 - 07/26/06 09:59 AM
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Tarkus
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Registered: 07/25/06
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This is one of my faves.
Fits me to a tee.
It's copyrighted.
Regards,
Alan
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#43098 - 07/26/06 02:32 PM
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Peaches
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A woman places and add in the personals
"single woman looking for man who won't run around on me, won't beat me and is good in bed"
One afternoon the doorbell rings and the woman finds a man in a wheelchair outside her door.
She looks quite surprised when he says "I'm here to answer your add"
"But look at you, you're in a wheelchair" she says. He replies "yes I am, and that way I won't be able to run around on you".
"And you can't move your arms" says she.
"Well" he smiled "then I will never beat you".
"That's true" she said reluctantly. "And by the way, how did you ring the doorbell?"
"Well now" he smirked "you said you wanted someone good in bed"
Someone impersonating peaches
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#76839 - 02/10/07 07:44 PM
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sjean423
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Hear about the quad that went to the house of ill repute? The Madame answers the door bell and says " what can you possibly do in this place?" To which he replies....
I missed the punch line to this one?
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