Brian, this is my best friend Carl.
"Divorce papers finally came through." "I'm sorry Tony."
It was an old feud - one of the oldest. Man versus hill.
"Anything new in Spinal Cord Monthly?"
"Sal's. Best ramp in the city."
"Excuse me, can I just say that you are an inspiration."
Hey! You're in a wheelchair! I was in a wheelchair for 3 years!
Hey! You can't park there! That's handicapped parking!